little nugget that can sing his ass off!! →
Dear Katy Perry,It was one kiss. We were drunk… Did you really have to write a song about it?Sincerely, the girl with the cherry chapstick.
Dear men who make sexist jokes,Sure everyone laughs, but you remain single.Sincerely, women.
I’ve learned that you can’t please everyone. So don’t even try it. It’s a waste...– Megan Fox (via meganfoxxxdaily)
my thoughts were rationalized tonight over guac and yumminess. twiddle away my good friend. twiddle away. and twiddle I shall (?) as long as twiddling is permitted and legal in all 50 states. actually, since when am I one to obey the law. I sense twiddling in my near future.